We had soup for dinner tonight. Eve and Megan started talking about how "in China they drink their soup." Eve explained that they pick up their bowl to drink their soup. Megan expressed how she wishes that she was a "China-person".
Eve was not happy by this. She explained how things would be if Megan was a China-person.
"If you were a China-person, then poof! there goes mommy, poof! there goes daddy, poof! there goes Claire! Poof! there goes the house! There's no spoons! There's no forks! We don't even know how to use chop sticks!"