Megan: Can teenagers eat out of the refrigerator whenever they want?
Me: Depends on the mommy's rules.
Eve: LET ME GUESS! Your rule will be we will have to ask!
Me: Probably.
Megan: When you're a mommy you can get in the refrigerator whenever you want.
Eve: Megan, you'll just have to get married quick.
Megan: Yeah, I'll get married when I'm 13.
Eve: But you'll have to make sure you love him.
Me: I don't think basing a marriage on being able to get food from the fridge whenever you want is a good idea.
