The other day I was sitting with Megan on the couch and I had to move and I kind of groaned when doing it and said, "Megan, I'm getting old"
Megan: Too old for what? To be a kid?
Me: Yeah, I'm too old to be a kid.
Megan: You can be a kid again.
Me: How?
Megan: You can play computer games, play with us, read--you already read.
Me: So I just things that kids do? That you and Eve do?
Megan: (She's quiet for a moment like she's thinking about this and then says) Yeah, but don't do the gross things kids do, like pick your nose.
Me: You don't pick your nose, do you?
Megan: Not very oftenly.