On Evie's birthday I was trying to decorate her cake. It was an icecream cake and since I was using whipped cream for the frosting, the parchment paper bags I was trying to use kept getting wet and little holes would form causing the whipped cream to squirt out.
After about the 3rd time this happened I said, "Crap!" Evie was sitting there and heard it.
Later it happened again and Evie said, "Mommy, quit squeezing or a bigger crap is going to happen!"
