Biscuit Labradoodle is my given name
I'm the all-time champ of the cheerio game
I can run super fast after my red ball
And you know those sock things? I've stolen them all
I live with my people and they rub my head
Sometimes i let them rub my tummy instead
I am good girl they say, and pretty girl too
I like to watch them when they pick up my poo
My fur's really soft and I smell really good
I obey most commands like good doggies should
I can tunnel and beg and leave it and touch
No wonder my people all love me so much
And I love them back so allow me to say
I love you! I love you! Now please can we play?
