Claire got a Christmas sweatshirt this year that said, "SANTA, DEFINE GOOD". She was excited to wear it to school on the first free dress day they had but was disappointed when multiple people didn't understand her shirt. Here is one conversation that Claire said she had.
Friend: What does your shirt say?
Claire: Santa, Define good.
Friend: What does define mean?
Claire: (trying to think of a way to define define thought about dictionaries that defines words) Do you know what a dictionary is?
Friend: Do you think I'm stupid?
