Claire was great on the trip and went on all the rides she could. One of the rides was Haunted Mansion. I was preparing her for one of the rides. . .
Me: Claire, there are ghosts on this ride.
Claire: Real ghosts?
Me: No. There is no such thing as ghosts--these are fake ghosts.
Claire: Are there zombies?
Me: No.
Claire: Are there vampires?
Me: No. But at the beginning there is someone that screams really loud.
Claire: Ok
(quiet for a couple of minutes)
Claire: Mommy, Am I the person that screams really loud?